Scene: Breakfast. Feeding the kids alternative spoonfuls of mushed up apples and bananas.
Me: (singing) I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat, eat, apples and bananas...
Aaron: Mmmm Yummm Mmmm More yum-yum noises.
Me: A lake to ate, A lake to ate, a lake to ate, ate ayples and banaynays.
Naim: Pounds fists on table because I'm taking to long with Aaron
Aaron: Yummmm Mmmmm Yummm
Me: E Leek to Eet ....
Niam: Na nananananana POUND POUND POUND
Me: I like to ite, I like to ite...
Aaron: Hmmm Yummmm Mmmmm
Niam: BAH!!!! NAH!!!!! NAH!!!!
Me: (astonished) What? Did you say banana?
Niam: (Pounds on table) BA NA NA!!!! BA NA NA!!!! BANANA!!!!
Me: Do you want some more Bananas?
Niam: (gives his "you eeeediot" look of exasperation) BAH!!!! NAH!!!! NAH!!!!
Me: Well, here you go then.
Niam: Big Laugh. (She finally gets it.)
Aaron: Mmmmm Yummmm Hmmmm Yummmm
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